Which Came First...

...the chicken or the egg? It was the egg ok? You want to argue we can argue on MSN.
...the hare or the tortoise? His-story tells us the tortoise won. But only because the hare wasn't smart enough to use his bad guy resources.
First in the "The Hare should have..." series
1) ...called the Bunny Mafia
Hope it appeals to some people. Another one coming whenever I manage it. BUT FIRST!!
LALAALA doing the funny dance of love and happiness. Flower POWER!!! In your dreams. And what dreams they must be...


The Hare should have... 1 by ~1nsAn3ss-Th3-aX on deviantART

Tell Me...

How come so few people realise what Jostein Gaardner points out? The chances of each one of us arising were amazingly minute... Just think, the number of you ancestors rises exponentially every generation back you go. Now if even one of them hadn't survived to pass on their genes you wouldn't be here. Does that make you value your life more? And how about that of other peoples?
Don't fool yourself thinking you're not special. Neither should you believe that life isn't worth it. Think about the sacrifices made just so you could be standing or sitting or whatever position you're in right now. Think of how lucky you are to be alive.
Stop being depressed there's too much of that nonsense around.
Kalau apa-apa terjadi saya akan jari kamu.
HA HA lawak kamu memang berjagung.
Think.

A New Shade Of Blue...

...it's called green. All you need to do is add magenta to transparent to get it.

Anyway, the piggon (PIG+draGON not pigeon) or drapig, whatever you prefer, up in the header has a few things to say about everyday English in this everyday and age. Actually I prefer drapig. Sounds a bit less stupid. No offense to the drapigs around the place. It's not as bad as a dongon or a drakey... (donkey+dragon if you don't get it). Of course here I am insulting the dragons. I would NEVER EVER support a dragon hybrid. Don't pollute pure blood MUAHAHAHAHA

Yes yes the questions. I got carried away by the chicken soup in the dish the spoon kidnaps. Moo moo said the cow. What's that Mr. Cherry Ripe? No you don't taste good. Ugh~
Oh yes... complaints geez people these days soooooo impatient.
Well let's see.
Query number:

1) Why is it that we haven't changed the "pot" in "like the pot calling the kettle black." to "wok"? I don't remember EVER seeing a black pot. Unless the dragon decided to breath in it... A pot with an extra coat of carbon is not a valid example of black pot. So there.

2) Why are there funny words that allow you to make silly subtitles in another language (Malay)? For example, fly, airplane, match, fire, arm and others I can't think of. What examples of subtitles?? Don't you use MSN?? Here are ones SOME people have seen before:

"Sebelum ciptaan satah-udara, manusia telah lama berharap dapat lalat seperti burung..." (Extremely lame most recent one. It proves the point though) (Before the invention of the airplane, man had long hoped to fly like the birds...)

"Bodoh! Kamu bukan mancis bagi aku!" (Fool! You're no match for me!)

"Meriam sudah ditangan? Baik! Pada signalku... API!!" (The cannon's been armed? Good! On my signal... FIRE!!)

More to come... other examples will be received encouragingly...

3) Mouse, mice. Louse, lice. Grouse, grice??? Don't think so. Nor do we get rice from rouse... instead you get roused from bed. But even for lots of people, people don't get riced from bed. That would be funny.

That's about it. Ok ok... I know I've used this A LOT but I can't help it... I love it so:
>.@ ARR!! I'm a pirate!!

Use woks... not pots... even pan is fine since most non-stick pans are black...

'Thas been a while...

*Wait... is 'thas even a valid word? Apparently not says the spell checker. Apparently not says the dotty red line underneath each "'thas". I care not. The birds. They care not. The rum. It cares.
(now to the REAL post)
...since the funny little salamanders did a tribal dance in a circular motion with radius r around the stones of destiny. Yes pitiful mortals destiny is controlled by stones. But only if you believe it. Blockheads are the evolutionary result of mutation in the genetic material of stones. As if you couldn't see the connection. Stones in face evolved from humans. Yes we are NOT the pinnacle of evolution. Makes you wonder if there ever will be a peak. Guess not.
Seasons pass and the wheel of time turns. But what turns it? The giant turtle in the sky? How can we see the turtle turning the wheel of time but not the wheel of time (henceforth known as WOT to save time and characters) itself. Henceforth WOT shall not be mentioned as it is a threat to the sanity of tissue paper roses. Wot? Wot's that you say??
I dunno. Parsley and chicken pie? That evolved from Mars bars you know. Obviously not. LIAR!
Yes... short post office. Hmm.... big red yellow blue. Hanging sentence of obliviousness and insipid quality. Sinister... octopusses and octopi. Octopie? 8 pies in one?? :O
Scrumptious... (how did that even become a proper word??)

Duodenum...

There. I don't know what I said that for.

Some things you don't see every day...

Birds smacking each other with their wings.

A kid in a pram wearing iPod earphones... regrettably no camera was on me.

Sunshine to rain in 5 minutes.

Ants eating curry rice on a lawnmower.

Carrot cake soaked in rum 'egested' by a microphone. (isn't it an uncommon word? learn it in bio but the spellcheck says it's wrong)

And such and such.

Potato salad. (if I did I'd go mad... oh wait... too late)

Horse intestines.

Chocolate eating Venus fly traps.

Me.

Flying pigs.

Raindrops falling on your head. (if you do, stop looking up and move to a more normal climate)

Me.

Blog posts from Me.

Fibreglass keychains worth $61.93 exactly (US dollars)

The end.

I Think It's Pretty Cool...

...that this is still around. I guess the SKBL 6 Cempa class of 2000 was just too good. Haha.